High tea with the queen – what would you wear?

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to look at the Queen.

It’s almost summer and the State Rooms at Queenie’s abode are getting ready for visitors this July. But imagine it wasn’t just a bunch of rooms – a mere fraction of  Buckingham Palace – that you were going to see…imagine it was tea with the Queen! A one-time opportunity to dress to the nines for a date with real life royalty. In which case, what would you wear?

How about a Strawberry Lemonade Yellow pink Cupcake Pearl Detail Shoulder Bag?  Or imagine you pitched up to tea wearing this Kitty Monokini Black Summer Costume?  It is summer after all – OK spring…but who’s counting?

Iron-Fist-Here-Kitty-Monokini-Black-Summer-SwimwearI wonder what Queenie would think of Iron Fist’s new (limited edition) Pussycat Pussycat Black Patent Cat Dome Bowler Bag. Maybe not quite her thing – perhaps if it had corgis on it?  Or, what about Irregular Choice’s Kany Kane Pink Teddy Bear Mint Leather Booties? She’s gotta love those, right? If not, you could always do a little sucking up with the Will And Kate Black Pony Hair Pyramid Heel Boots (Irregular Choice) – brownie points from the royals…come on, people!

Maybe you’d like to dress to theme? In which case, Iron Fist’s Rosaline Charcoal Girly Ruffle Tank Tee featuring an alien-looking queen with tattoos and a red crown could be perfect! Match it with the Midas Touch Trixy Gold Unicorn Coral Heels from Irregular Choice’s limited edition, sold out collection) and you’ll look the part.

Iron-Fist-Rosaline-Charcoal-Girly-Ruffle-Tank-TeeOr you could do the princess thing? Harry’s still eligible, isn’t he? CLICK HERE to check out our Disney desirables! And then there’s Iron Fist’s Skull Gazer Bodycon Tank Dress, which would be the perfect accompaniment to a friendly convo about politics and the futility of the monarchy.

Whether you’d dress to impress or thread yourself into the most shocking accoutrement you can find – if there’s a scone involved and Queenie’s paying then…hell freaking yes!

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